GOOD GOD!

by SYN 23 Replies latest jw experiences

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  plmkrzy

  There is something really really wrong with her.
  Run!... R u n! A W A Y!... FAR FAR A W A Y!!

  She is playing "MAN EATER!"
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  Abaddon

  SYN; Run. I have experienece with psycho women. She's one. Don't let silly little things like brick walls, plate glass, or drops from the 2nd dloor get in your way. Run. Don't let the fact that she is a woman, not a girl, and therefore has a mind exponentially more dirty than most girls stop you. If you hang around you will find a world of pain!!

  Which, might be your thang!

  ;-)

  And, Preston, do you mean Darling Nikki, off Purple Rain...? It's not that rude, or am I a little too liberal? Great guitar riff though, but not as good as the one on 'Bambi'.

  I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess U could say she was a sex fiend
  I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine
  She said, “How'd U like 2 waste some time”
  And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

  She took me 2 her castle and I just couldn't believe my eyes
  She had so many devices, everything that money could buy
  She said, “Sign your name on the dotted line”
  The lights went out and Nikki started 2 grind

  Ow, Nikki!

  The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain
  I can't tell U what she did 2 me, but me body will never be the same
  Her lovin' will kick your behind, oh, she'll show U no mercy
  But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show U how 2 grind

  Darlin' Nikki, oh!

  I woke up the next morning, Nikki wasn't there
  I looked all over, all I found was a phone number on the stairs
  It said, “Thank U 4 a funky time
  Call me up whenever U wanna grind”

  Yeah, Nikki, oh!
  Oh, come back Nikki, come back!
  Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, ...!
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  AMarie

  Although you have it figured out, SYN, I have to put my 2 cents in about this girl.

  I have to ask myself, "If I were pregnant for a child, would I be hanging out in a night club smoking cigarettes?" Hell no. It sounds like this girl lacks class and maturity and is very selfish. And on top of that, if her boyfriend were controlling like she said, would she be hanging around in the same club with him, making out in front of him. You would think she'd be to scared and would get the hell out of there.

  Like everyone else has said, you're just a daddy for her kid. If I were you, I'd RUN LIKE HELL....

  AMarie
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  SYN

  This woman was not only smoking cigarettes, she popped two pills during the night as well. I was horrified!

  But the sad thing is, she doesn't care about her baby...

  "The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
  [SYN], Unseen Apostate Directorate of *SOMEWHERE*.