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Uboat_Ninja

Ok please tell me why I should NOT do this. I'll try to be brief.

I am in my mid 20's and live on the west coast in a large city. I was raised a JW in a single congregation. I was NEVER baptised. I have genuine disgust for the WTS and witnesses in general. I often feel like I should really do something to the organistaion to harm it somehow... or maybe just have a little fun. Since I am working from home now and have plenty of time here goes...

Here's what I'm thinking. I havent been to a KH in like 9 or 10 years except for the memorial. I think maybe I should go to a KH I've never been to and act like a curious guy. I dunno maybe seem really genuine. Here's a few possiblilities and and you can choose which one you like, or tell me I'm wrong, but tell me why I'm wrong.

1. Go and attend meetings and service meetings, and become somewhat liked, BUT I'll give wrong answers and act kinda stupid and record it for your listening pleasure? Kinda like Tom Green but NOT OBVIOUS. Trust me I can pull it off. Example:

BROTHER: "Now what does that WTS say about sex before marriage, yes brother Uboat_Ninja?"
UBOAT_NINJA: "The WTS says sex is wrong, because it can lead to homosexuality."....
or somthing to that effect but I'll act kinda aloof but sincere and trust me I can TOTALLY pull this off and get some funny sound bites once in awhile.

2. Actually become baptised through zeal and commitment to Jah, and then I'll go out in service, and knock on doors and do "return visits". But Ill totally FUCK UP every house I go to and make them NEVER want to see another witness again. I dunno maybe say shit like the lord will make you burn unless you become a JW. Or hand him porn. Or pictures of farm animals and tell him theyll die unless he lets me study with him. Basically give JW's a bad name.

Who knows. Actually I like 1. better but tell me if theres anything entertaining/harmful you can think of for me to do if I got baptised.
Thoughts/flames welcome.

In case your curious I WILL do this. It would be fun and I owe them some grief for FUCKING up my early teens.

BATHORY

how bout going to a nice man and getting your noggin looked at !

your in the wrong forum peadik,

try www.inbredmentaldwarfs.com

Have some respect, step up and beyond it rather than fall into childish behaviour, its my life and others here as well.

Show some repect and i insist you apologise for your lack of manners.

Just incase you have the thought, dont take me on cowboy, just say tou didnt mean it like that....

Uboat_Ninja

Your mom says I'm nice BATHORY.

I am so much better than you. Yet I feel no pity. Your just a flamer.

Actually? WTF are you talking about? Lay off the cough syrup homo.

Celia

I wouldn't do it Ninja !
It's just a waste of your time.
Donate Ray Franz's books to your local library,
write letters to the editor of local newspapers explaining the shunning policy, the blood ban, the pedophiles amongst the congregations, the UN link... etc...

Uboat_Ninja

Hmm maybe your right. I think I'll just beat the fuck out of a few JW's. I think the elderly ones would be funniest.

I dont ask you to understand my sense of humor, I'm not a cruel man.

refiners fire

So stop talkin about it and go do it.
Sounds like youve already made the decision.
Id like to hear the end product.

Bathman.
You registered at Kents place yet?
You'll prove very welcome over there. Im sure.

LittleToe

If you got baptised, they'd just use you as an example of persecution, like they did in Russia.

The funny answers might be a laugh, for a while, but they'd soon cotton-on and stop asking you.

The joke about the elderly ones was not funny. Some of us still have aged parents (and some have grandparents) that are chained to the borg.
And before you get smart - wise up!

Undecided

Hi Ninj,

I was raised as a JW and I have no bad feelings for the JWs I know. I have sympathy for them. I had a great time in my youth as a JW and think it may have kept me out of some trouble. I don't blame anyone.
I know they have caused many hurt and pain, but for me I have many good memories of my youth in the congregation. I,m an exception to the rule it seems, since I wasn't hurt by them. This anger you have isn't good for your life, try and get over it.

Ken P.

Englishman

A threat of violence and account deleted immediately.

Good.

Englishman.

orangefatcat

Get rid of him!!

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