by Simon 10 Replies latest social humour
I heard a great quote on the radio coming home from work:
"It's long been said that if you had millions of monkeys bashing away at millions of typewriters then eventually they would write the complete works of shakespeare ... now, thanks to the Internet, we know that isn't true."
But let's not give up, fellow monkeys!
Question: What kind of monkey would you be if you could be a monkey? Answer: You are already a monkey!
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.
To be or not to be. THERE, its done...wheres my banana.
hehehe,
Boozy
p.s. I know where MY banana is, I just want my reward.I know SOMEONE will take me to task on that statement, so this was just a lil disclaimer. LOL
LOL, Simon!
Pat
UADNA (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America)
Boozey:
Be very careful. You're moving into a dangerous area with the banana thing.
Expatbrit, scarred for life class
Depends where you go...like Moss Side.
ISP
Y'know they live not too far away ISP ... they could come and get you if you start having a go and most of them are City supporters (so I'll be ok).
I won't tell them that you're a UNITED FAN (BTW: are you a united fan?)
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that's not the first time I've heard that .I totally disagree .It takes too damn much practice to be any good at typing much less come up with complete works of shaekspere.Whoever coined that phrase must have been a monkey.
The closest this old monkey came to writing like Shakespeare, was when I was on a diet. I wrote, "Tubby or not Tubby, That is the question."
Tubby or not Tubby
Now that was funny Larc.
Simon, we know from some posts here that monkeys can type!
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