National Geographic Mag Finds Shamus100 in Borneo!!!!

finallysomepride

gotta go to sleep
shamus100

It's actually quite common in attacks. They go for the face. Grizzly bears view us as bears and when they fight they both open their mouths and bite each others mouths when they fight. Of course we are not bears and not as tough. There are a lot of cases of this happening.
And you thought monkey attacks were bad... D:
james_woods

Knute the German Polar Bear died.
Did you have anything to do with that, Monkey?
You have much Wibble news now that you are back from Uganda.
shamus100

** throws a spear at James Woods **
james_woods

Catches spear and twirls it in Kung-Fu weapon style...
HA!, Monkey - your fighting style is good - but you need --- MORE PRACTICE!!!
shamus100

** spits **
nancy drew

This is all so territorial
shamus100

** plants one on Nancy Drew **
nancy drew

Watch your step little monkey there's quicksand nearby
james_woods

And some of the quicksand is radioactive, monkey.