Here's a suggestion for those anal-retentive "elders" who are always questioning people's motivation -
"FOOT WORK" -
at your next secret special elder's meeting, use a hair dryer to cook the feet of each elder in turn as he is forced to read the 'begats" with proper enthusiasm and inflection. Surely a true lover of Jah would not mind such a minor inconvenience, and would joyously volunteer to be first.
- Nathan Natas, UADNA
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America)