I've entered the embarrassing stage of pregnancy - let's have a laugh :) (page 2)

youngbro

I used to love making my mom pee her pants. It was funny in a way...I am not mean lol

and I have never heard and thankfully never smelt a preggers lady farting lol

Farkel

There are NO embarrassing stages of pregnancy, only magical ones. Forget the small shit and look at the overall miracle of it, which is the most amazing event in life.

Farkel, Father of 4

djeggnog

@Farkel:

Forget the small shit and look at the overall miracle of it, which is the most amazing event in life.

What is this about a "miracle," Mr. "Father of 4"? For someone lacking in faith, this was,I thought, an odd thing for someone that doesn't believe in The supernatural to be saying, even in jest. Oh, well.

@djeggnog

NewChapter

It's just a language thing---something that awes us. I am starting a movement where we all yell It's MATH, instead of It's A Miracle! Just kidding. I stole that from Minchin. But really, you are probably reading way too much into a word.

fakesmile

as beautiful as as procreation is, i have to ask; do you really want to sacrifice youre child to the sick world we live in? that said, congrats and hopes for a healthy baby.

NewChapter

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That's an odd thing to say. This is the world we've always lived in.

fakesmile

NC "That's an odd thing to say. This is the world we've always lived in."

is it? i dont think it is. but im not going to rain on a new parents happiness. peace, luv, respect.

Paralipomenon

Ha! It's great to hear you are taking it in good humor.

Reminds me of a book my wife bought me for our first "What to expect when your wife is expanding". A light hearted guide for the father on the challenges his wife is going through with each month.

freshstart

@FakeSmile: Um, ok, at what point in history has it ever been IDEAL to have a child? Never. There's always some shit going on, but that doesn't mean that kids can't be happy and healthy despite it. If we all held your point of view, the human race would cease to exist. And yes, I have peed my pants already. When I was pregnant with my first son, close to full-term, he was sitting so low that any little movement he would make caused me to sprinkle! Fun times!! :)

cobaltcupcake

I was a practical baby. I provided my mother with her own personal coffee table.

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