Hello Mommy, let me get straight to the point here - (not like amicus who has been desperately trying in vain to sweet talk his way into sevens panties) - i think you are a living doll and i would like to marry you right now. yes you can take this as a proposal.
I need to get some service in on you every month starting immediately. I promise you you will be seeing GOD by the time I'm through.
yours forever - bad boy bubbee
PS please dont tell maxee i've hacked into her computer.