Who's the fluffiest poster on this board?

by butalbee 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    I nominate myself as dominatrix of fluff, queen of the sex threads, with nothing theologically worthy or biblically challenging to say, unless it has to deal with sex, sex, and more sex. Yes, I live for those sex threads I post so freguently, if it's not snow sculptures of penises, it's does looks really matter, so I crown myself fluffiest poster on this board.

    Lara

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Well, I was gonna say you are.
    But I see you already said it.

  • larc
    larc

    Hey butta a bee,

    I am absolutely and positively the fluffiest of fluffy posters. After I spend all day translating the Dead Sea Scrolls, I spend my evenings here asking all you good people, what is your favorite sandwich, your favorite desert, your favorite Dick, a guy named Dick that is, for all you sexually perverted people. I also asked you about your favorite pussy, as in cats, but some of you misconscrewed my words. I asked about your favorite pie, but I was not the one to bring up hair pie, so I do my best to bring up fluff.

    Just remember, fluff is as fluff does.

    Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

  • VioletAnai
    VioletAnai

    I'm so fluffy I look like an eskimo!!!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME!!

    Hhmmmm this may well turn into a popularity contest even though it started as stir.....

    ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!

    You've been a BAD boy, go to MY room

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Fluff is: that stuff in your bellybutton first thing in the morning
    Fluff is: what you do to your hair when you're flirting with a stranger
    Fluff is: what you pick off your trackie pants when you accidently wash them with your towels
    Fluff is: the inside of my favourite pair of slippers
    Fluff is: first traces of facial hair when a teenage boy reaches puberty
    Fluff is: wind from your back passage :o)

    So...now...who's the best fluffer on the board???

    Beck

  • VioletAnai
    VioletAnai

    LMAO at Beck!!!!!

    Now that you put it that way....

    You've been a BAD boy, go to MY room

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Well, up until tonight I wasn't to sure but now. I'll have to say Farkel. Yes, I love that fluffy poster of minehttp://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=23836&site=3 check it out and see for yourself. he he

    I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    Mirror mirror on the hall whose the flufist one of all?
    Cinderella?
    I think you mean Snow White.

    Join the Watchtower or you will die.
    Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil.
    You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, and never come back
  • Imbue
    Imbue

    Bee, I would have said You yesterday but now it's Farkel!
    The fluffiest is now Farkel.

    Crazy is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

  • moman
    moman

    I'm not a "fluffer", but I do think it has its purpose in easing tension & you know what "sexual-tension can do!

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