Just kidding. I thought i would get on the band wagon with the others. My threads usually plummet, so i imagine this will soon be gone:) On the other hand fluff seems to float well.
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Satan is LEAVING !!
by Satanus 20 Replies latest jw friends
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Simon
bttt ... just for you, lol
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ISP
Er......sad to see ya go Satan. Always liked your plummetting posts...you will be a sad loss...you are a sad loss...someone will miss you somewhere...be warm and well fed.
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refiners fire
I always read your posts with interest Satan.
I think many of your observations incisive, so your not wasting your time completely. -
Naeblis
SaintSatan...is my father!
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Satanus
This thread is a satire on those who say they are leaving and don't. Thanks anyways, guys. I'm glad somebody reads my stuff.
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Gopher
I didn't read any of this. BTTT. (Weak)
-J.R., member, UADNA-MN
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Minnesota division)This post was not evaluated by any mental health professionals.
Any opinions expressed are those of a fuzzy, cuddly rodent. -
speechless
that's a funny thought!
what if Satan just decided one day to close shop?
Really, the Good vs. Evil game has been going on now for aeons! You'd figure the founders of the game, their heirs, and even the fans are just about getting bored! How many overtimes can be played? Really, the stadium they play (which we call earth) is starting to get really trashed!
You'd think that team "Good" having God on their side and, hence, every play, every weapon ever imaginable, would've defeated team "Evil" a long time ago? I just can't understand it...
Someone just get this galactic game wrapped up so we all can move on to better things...
I hereby accept the forfeiture of Satan this very day of March 19, 2002. Now let us being the big love orgy (ie, the celebration)!
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bitter mango
LOL satan! this reminded me of this old thread.. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=9821&site=3
i'm still here muahabboy makes some really good points in his post. it should be read by all the runaways!!
(¯`·.¸the agents of oblivion descend upon the sane¸.·´¯)
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Satanus
speechless
If satan shut down his operations, christianity would need to create a new enemy, or it would also go out of business. The meaning of sin would be forgotten. Then everybody could live happily ever after, just like john lennon dreamed. We wouldn't want that, would we?
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