I specifically regret dedicating my soul to Jehovah Baghead. At least most religions "only" make you get baptized, which is a contract between you and the religion and can be broken. The Jehovah's Witlesses make you DEDICATE your soul.
Not only that, but they use magick principles to bind you to Jehovah. Though they outwardly claim to be against magick (which is how Satanists spell their form of magic, to differentiate from the more common parlor stunts and circus tricks commonly referred to as magic), they actually use their own brand of witchcraft to bind you to Jehovah. You do the first affirmation. The next 5 are done during interrogation sessions. The next 2 are done by the hounders behind your back. And the 9th, which is where the magick seals you to Jehovah, is performed at the pool. Additionally, it is probable that the hounders and others with strong emotional ties to your soul actually do 40-day rituals and workings, in the name of Jehovah, to bind your soul forever.
What is so pernicious about this is that such a dedication goes beyond this life. It goes beyond the Washtowel. You do not dedicate to the Washtowel--otherwise, fornication would be all it requires to unbind you from it. You don't just dedicate until the end of this life. They purposely exclude any escape clauses--try putting one in, and they will force you to remove such clause. You disassociate, you only sever your ties with the organization without undedicating yourself from Jehovah. Even if the religion itself falls down, you are now bound to find or start another Jehovah worshiping religion. The ones I know of are all part or fully Jewish, as the Jews' god is Jehovah.
And, once you die, you aren't even free then. When you are reincarnated, such a dedication remains intact. You will be brought into a family practicing a strong Jehovah-worshiping religion (by necessity, this means either a full Jewish religion or one that is hybrid Jewish/Christian, and very strict). These are the children born into the cancer, baptized at age 6, pious-sneering every chance they get, never being able to get out of the cancer despite being miserable, and even dying miserable still in. This is also the reason why so many witlesses will leave the cancer, stay out for 20 or more years, and then inexplicably start going back in. Many start going back to boasting sessions after being inactive for more than 30 years, even returning to field circus, until they die. This is a physical manifestation of the dedication to Jehovah that remains on the astral, forever.
Also, you are no longer free to dedicate your soul to anyone else. Once you dedicate to Jehovah, it is like money spent on one bill. Try dedicating your soul to another god, and you cannot. Dedicate to yourself, Jesus, Satan, or one of the many pagan Gods and Goddesses (or even the sun), and you will find Jehovah still owns your soul just as the company you paid first owns the money you paid them. Since you only get one soul, you can only pay one "bill"--and, even after you die, your soul still remains to Jehovah. Too late for me and those like me that dedicated our souls to this foul god, but this is one reason why this foul religion has to go.
...OUTLAW