Well, the big five o today.
How did that happen? I can't be half a hundred for fucks sake, i only just got born again (and not in the christian sense)!
Can I get seniors discounts and Insurance I wonder? Time to join the local bowls club?
I didn't really come alive till 14 years ago...I'm a freaking teenage boy trapped in an old farts body...lucky the wifes a spring chickin' and won't let me start wearing beige cardigans and slippers.
Keeping that mohawk, keeping that hotrod, keeping my punk clothes, keeping my filthy mind...i REFUSE to grow old...well, gracefully that is.
Still it's sobering in a way...
anyway, happy birthday me and now i'm going blow my eardrums out with some Rammstien.
cheers!
oz
