Psychoanalyze Yourself

by Tammie 14 Replies latest social humour

  • Tammie
    Tammie

    This is a very interesting test. Try it.
    Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further.
    As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away.

    Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on...NO CHEATING!!

    Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.

    1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

    2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

    3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

    4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size.

    5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

    6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

    7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

    8. What do you do with the cup?

    9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

    10. How will you cross the water?
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    This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

    1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

    2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

    3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

    4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

    5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

    6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

    7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

    8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

    9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

    10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.


    The truth can never be hurt by a lie,
    but a lie can be exposed by the truth.

  • COMF
    COMF

    1. Myself.
    2. A possum.
    3. I watch it quietly, without trying to either hide from it or scare it.
    4. Spacious two-story log home.
    5. No fence.
    6. I saw my grandparents' dining room, the scene of all our big family get-togethers when I was a child.
    7. Bone china.
    8. Carry it with me.
    9. A lake.
    10. I'm not concerned about getting across the lake. I know that I can circumnavigate it whenever I want to.

    I don't agree with the comment on #6, the dining room. I did not see people, food or flowers. I saw instead the potential for those things, when the time is right. It isn't mealtime, you see. I'm just walking through my house, not cooking for and serving a crowd. Nor would I continue on through the house if food were set out and people present.

    Overall, though, it's a nice bit of entertainment. Thanks!

    COMF

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    1.> Me, myself, and I
    2.> Donkey
    3.> He tells me I'm an ass
    4.> Outhouse
    5.> Anti-JW pitbull guard dog
    6.> Toilet paper/"reasoning with the scriptures" book
    7.> Watchtower magazines
    8.> Burn it
    9.> Cespool
    10.> I won't go near it/I will go around it.

    #9 has nothing to do w/ the size of my sexual desire, um hello, am I not the horniest female on this board?????

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    Yes, some people have bad days, I am the fortunate one to have a bad life. Lucky me....psychoanalyze this.

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    1 Chris
    2 rabbit
    3 two story victorian
    4 no fence
    5 nothing on the table
    6 China
    7 Pick it up
    8 Lake
    9 boat

    I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    1. it's a secret
    2. kitty
    3. kitty licks my face
    4. huge and red!!!
    5. nope
    6. on table - candles (LOTS), around table - mirrors
    7. rubber
    8. put a penny in it
    9. a clean blue puddle
    10. splash around in it for a bit

    hmmm, not too accurate

    (¯`·.¸the agents of oblivion descend upon the sane¸.·´¯)

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    1. My husband, Keith

    2. Dog

    3. Dog sniffs

    4. Big brick

    5. No fence

    6. Flowers, nice place settings, like a model home

    7. Plastic

    8. Pick it up

    9. Lake

    10. Walk in and swim as necessary to get across

    I guess I am not too bad...hooray!

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    interesting...

    1. Bill, my EX boyfriend!!!

    2. a fox

    3. we watch each other

    4. medium sized cabin

    5. no fence!

    6. candles candles candles and a bowl of fruit

    7. glass

    8. i would decide if it was in good enough shape to be used otherwise i'd toss it

    9. lake

    10. swim

    on number six i agree with comf.

  • Shimmer
    Shimmer

    1. My husband

    2. a bear

    3. We look at each other and he runs away

    4. Big, two story, with a wrap around porch and lots of windows

    5. no fence

    6. a bowl of lemons, chairs, china cabinet

    7. metal

    8. pick it up

    9. babbling brook

    10. hop across on stones

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Shimmer

    Maybe being oneself is alway an acquired taste.-----PATRICIA HAMPL

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    1) Emilia (a friend)
    2) A Bear
    3) I run. It chases me.
    4) Four bedrooms, two baths.
    5) No Fence
    6) A floral centerpiece and four chairs
    7) Hard plastic
    8) Pick it up and trash it if it's not mine and clean it if it is
    mine.
    9) A pond.
    10) Go around it.

    LOL! My sex drive is more like an ocean and believe me when I say that I would dive right in as opposed to going around it! LOL!

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