Can Lightning Strike Twice? New GB Prediction!

by donuthole 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • jamesmahon
    jamesmahon

    I don't know - I think what they may actually do is dump the whole 144,000 thing as being literal and rather being figurative. Or maybe the 144,000 are chosen at armageddon? Then all can partake of the emblems just in rememberance maybe?

    It might sound unlikely now but as time progresses they have to move completely away from things being in any way time dependent. So it makes sense to say the 144,000 are chosen at armageddon based upon their service to Jehovah. Then the biggest ass licking company men can be part of the GB and there will be an extra incentive for people to give more of themselves to try to become one of the chosen. I know this makes no sense from any sort of scriptural basis but so what? Play a bit of biblical gymnastics and you can say pretty much anything. It has worked for them for over 100 years so why stop now?

    The R&F will buy it because they are either in it because they believe any shite coming from the GB or no it is shite but are scared to lose their families.

  • Glander
    Glander

    This is just inevitable. They have to get control of the numbers on partakers, the "anointed". This is no longer a free for all. They established a number of 144,000 maximum capacity for the heavenly shuttle and they have said in print that "x" number have already gone to the grave to await the spiritual rapture, etc. Now the "nutjobs" are messing everything up! LOL You know, the ones with little pinwheels where their pupils used to be.

    What happens when Brother Unstable sends in his application with the elders recommendations and it is denied because he claims he received the annointing during an anal probe on a country road one night in 1973.

  • NOLAW
    NOLAW

    Now you put them an idea. No it will not be so dramatic but they will enforce requirements before someone partakes much like the steps taken when someone gets baptized. So the local branch will be informed by the elders and intervene and say NO when the GB feels that their position is threatened by a 'cowboy'.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    The GB will begin sending out boxes of this along with the annual supply of Memorial invitations.

  • Aussie Oz
    Aussie Oz

    aww c'mon!

    5 years? you mean i gotta hang on for 5 years?

    please revise...I want to have forgotten those nasty people by then, not be waiting for more news.

    oz

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    The more I think about this the more likely it becomes. There will be a new committee formed soon. The S.L.A.V.E.S committee.

    Spiritual

    Liaison

    Anointing

    Verification

    Ecouragement ( enforcement )

    Services

    This committee will have the privilege/ responsibility of assisting meek ones who have questionings concerning their future hope, as to whether it is heavenly or earthly. ( Galatians 6:1 ) The Brothers investigating the matter should take care to treat all with tenderness in accord with Christ's example. Never would we want to give the impession of judging our brothers as that task is assigned to the head of the Christian Congregation. ( John 5:22 ) Neither should we minimize the need for kind, loving assistance towards the sheep who may be weak or ailing. Shepherds in ancient times routinely inspected their sheep individually for injury or sickness that could potentially affect the flock. How those sheep benefitted from the loving and timely inspections from the " fine shepherd "! ( John 10:14 ) Shepherds today likewise inspect the individual members of the flock for potential injuries or sickness that could rob them of joy, and possibly affect other sheep causing much heartache and potentially affecting thier worship. ( Deut 15:21 ) Shepherds should make themselves readily available to assist these potentially ailing ones, figuratively greasing them with oil, lovingly assisting them with being content with thier place in God's Organization. ( James 5:14 , Rom 12:4 , )

    Elders should refer to the Shepherd the Flock of God ( ks10-E) publication, as well as any correspondence from the Branch Overseer prior to meeting with a weak or ailing member of the flock. It would also be appropriaye to prayerfully consider chapter 4 " Assisting those who are weak " from the ks10-E provided by the Faithful and Discreet Slave. ( Matthew 24:45 ) Two or more brothers would cordially invite the ailing one to meet as soon as possible. Extenuating circumstances such as emotional issues or problems with prescription medication may prevent such one from meeting at the Local Congregation. Elders should prompty and lovingly suggest a meeting in the home of the ailing or confused one. If the Elders involved with the initial meeting deem it necessary, another meeting may be arranged consisting of the original two Brothers and perhaps two or three additional Elders. The Circuit or District Overseer may dictate the number of Elders needed for the meeting based on congregational records and the testimony of the Local Body of Elders. ( Matthew 18:16 , Deut 19:15 ) If the Elders determine a pattern of spiritual sickness is evident, then loving care should be exercised. Repeated efforts should be made to help the depressed or emotionally unbalanced one to heal and come to the spiritually refreshing pastures within God' Organization. Perhaps alleviating the weakend one of responsibilities within the congregation will provide much needed rest and aid in the healing process. Loving Shepherd would remind the precious sheep that thier privilege of field service and monetary contributions are still open to them, as thier heavenly Father values thier integrity and loyalty even in trying times. ( Romans 8:38,39) Yes there are many fine opportunities for supporting God's visible Organization that bring rich blessing to those who serve whole-heartedly in the interests of the visible representatives of Jehovah the great Spiritual Physician! Surely that is cause for much joy despite any limitations imposed upon our ailing brothers due to depression, economic reversals, prescription medications, or confusion over spirituall matters that may be difficult to grasp through ' Bible reading '. ( Duet 28:2 ) The provision of Shepherds are truly appreciated as " gifts in men " for protecting the earthly interests of the Faithful Slave. These shepherds shine as beacons of refreshing light in these spiritually bedarkened times ( Rev 2:1)

    Sady some proudly refuse spiritual healing from God's organization. The may insist on thier own preferences and rights instead of cultivating a spirit of mildness. ( Phil 2:3 , Heb 13:17 ) This attitutude of idependent thinking has been present since Satan the Devil seduced the first human pair to think independently of God's Organization. ( Gen 3:1 ) Many modern day servants have been seduced by " rebellious talk ". Instead of safeguarding their mind and heart, they have been poisoned bt the " air " of this wicked system. Like Korah and other thankless ones, the seek their own glory and the temporary enjoyment of sin, giving no heed to the counsel of God's duly appointed channel of salvation. These apostate thinkers are mentally diseased, and their spiritual gangrene can endanger the entire flock. Such" brazen conduct" should be dealt with swiftly to ensure the safety of God's organization. Onlookers must see that God's Organization tolerates no rivalry to Jehovah and his Faithful Slave. This will also lovingly assure others that their spiritual life is of the utmost concern to the Faihful slave, and that " justice " is present at the " gates " of God's spirit-directed and appointed shepherds. ( Jude 11, Eph 2:2, Matthew 24:45, Lev 19:15) Please refer to Chapter 5 of the ks10-E publication for procudeural guidance to ensure that " all things take place decently and by arrangement ", in accord with the direction from God's visible channel for salvation. ( 1 Cor 14:40 ) it should be emphasized to the doubting or erring one that our Heavenly Father is eager to forgive truly repentant ones. Elders should refer to chapter 11 of the ks10-E " Shepherd " book for re-instatement procedures. Like a loving Father he seeks to reconcile with those who will humble admit their errors, and seek divine guidance from the Faithful Slave and bible-based publications. Every effort should be made to periodically check on those who must be removed from the Congregation. In time the loving manner in which they were treated may be a determining factor in moving them to true repentance. Surely such loving coordinated efforts on the part of Christian Shepherds does not go unnoticed by the Faithful Slave. They appreciate your loyalty to the Supreme Dignitary, Jehovah God, and his duly appointed spirit-directed, true channel of Salvation under the loving direction of the Faithful and Discreet Slave.

    Please be assured of our Christian love and Support,

    The Faithful and Discreet Slave

  • thinking_not_believing
    thinking_not_believing

    What if we all encouraged as many friends as we knew to attend the next memorial and partakevof the crackers n cheap wine! I'd love to show up at a random hall and get a bunch of dirty looks and be judged by those who feel they shouldnt be judging then walk out laughing!

  • processor
    processor

    Interesting thought! So, God/Jesus would anoint the anointed through the FDS (= GB).

  • CaptainSchmideo
    CaptainSchmideo

    You know, Donut Hole, if you keep giving out free advice to the WTS, it only makes it that much easier for them....

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    After so many years insisting that 'God's spirit bears witnesses with their spirit', and that's how they know they are anointed, it would be pretty a hard sell to say that in fact the GB will pick the anointed. But who knows, when did what the Bible says ever prevent them inventing new doctrines and practices?

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