This is RayPublisher I need suggestions for captions on these pics!

irondork
cuckoo in the nest

Ray, in that first pic it looks like you're rehearsing for a starring role in the sequal to the "wankergate" video.
Tylinbrando
Listener

The first picture -
...but my suit is at the dry cleaners
The second one
and it will be staying there for a long time
QC

1st: The fish in that net, dang!
2nd: You're not gon'a beleive this, I just walked on water!
notjustyet

#2
"I then placed my right hand over his chin and my left over the back of his neck and asked Cosmo again "Do you REALLY feel right with the Lord?"
NJY
RayPublisher

STEP 1: Drink two shots of vodka. Wait 15 minutes.
STEP2: Read this thread and laugh your butt off!
yadda yadda 2

Here's a caption: "I'm too sexy for this website, so sexy I need to put up pics of myself on here so everyone can see what a sexy blowhole I am."
man oh man

This works for both: Here is Ray Publisher, right after he fed his JC to the fishes!
RayPublisher

I've never been called a sexy blowhole before! I'm soooo flattered! :-)