Weird stuff that only an exJW would know (page 2)

Muddy Waters

- Male family heads always sit at the aisle seat. If his wife sits on the ailse seat, it could like she's trying to unsurp his headship.

- whenever you get a blowjob you wonder if God really disapproves or if it's only those nuts in Brooklyn being jealous. It kinda' messes with the experience. (BTW, I'm good with it now, never think of them when I'm enjoying my lover)

biblecheck

- whenever you get a blowjob you wonder if God really disapproves or if it's only those nuts in Brooklyn being jealous. It kinda' messes with the experience. (BTW, I'm good with it now, never think of them when I'm enjoying my lover)

sorry but that comment was just...stupid

jam

Yesterday, in a busy intersection a JW crossing the street

with magazine held chest high, we must advertise, advertise.

Sitting in my car and watching this poor guy and watching

the drivers in the other cars as he pass probably thinking,

what the hell is he holding up. The magazine wasn,t visible.

I told my wife, just think at one time that was me. She ask,

what is he holding in his hand? I told her God,s kingdom is

near.

00DAD

biblecheck, your response is stupid. Just 'cuz you don't get it or never felt that way doesn't mean what I said is stupid.

What a jerk. Go check your bible. Asshat!

Now I'm sorry I tried to "contribute" to your thread. I mistakenly thought when you asked others to contribute their experiences you meant it. You should have posted some rules like the WT so I knew what is and isn't allowed.

Christ Alone

I'm thinking that biblecheck doesn't know or understand the WT's history past and present on it's policy of oral sex

biblecheck

I'm thinking that biblecheck doesn't know or understand the WT's history past and present on it's policy of oral sex

yep I do

biblecheck

Having a 2 door vehicle is not showing the propper pioneer spirit.

LOL classic - yep remember that well.

biblecheck

Throwing away the magazines that you could not sell at the doors was wrong - but it was OK to dump them in laundramats where the laundramat attendant would throw them away.

yes! Guilty of that one - how did it seem ok at the time?

MC RubberMallet

Eating lunch sat on the pavement at the side of a busy road in 55 degree heat in your best clothes because the assembley hall has a no food or drink policy.

55 degree heat? I hope you're in Alaska! Lol. That's nice and cool. 85 and up is ridiculous where I am....

Here's some weird stuff:

Chewing gum in the hall will lead to fornication. "Faithful in what is least..."

Sports jersies = idolatry

You will sit in back of hall, but front row in a concert

Weird stuff that only an exJW would know

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