Let's stop beating around the bush. We all know the REAL REASON for the tensions between Atheists and Believers . . . (page 6)

supernerdboy

Wow NC: The girl in the picture is vary cute!

Christ Alone

I'm not sure Natalie portman is actually a confirmed atheist. She just said she doesn't believe in an afterlife in an interview.

Christ Alone

Same with George cloony. His quote sounds like agnostic to me.

In 1996, he told The Washington Post , “I don’t believe in Heaven and Hell,” he says. “I don’t know if I believe in God. All I know is that as an individual, I won’t allow this life — the only thing I know to exist — to be wasted.”

Here is a good list of celebrity atheists: http://www.celebatheists.com/wiki/Main_Page

FlyingHighNow

Another favorite, very hip, very intelligent, very witty theist.

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steve2

I'm trending towards athiesm - but I swear every time a good-looking Mormon boy turns up on my hungry doorstep I just want to drop to my weakened knees and praise my Sweet Lord...

still thinking

LOL steve

tec

But we tell better jokes... (or at least, we're better at finding them on random internet sites...)

Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.

To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."

The crowd looked at each other, considering this, and then one-by-one they dropped their stones and walked away. Finally there was but one woman still there, stone in hand, still thinking about it.

Jesus looked at her and said sternly, "Mother, put down that stone..."

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(I'm not sure who this next one is making fun of, actually)

Q.Why did the atheist throw her watch out of the window?
A.She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.

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Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

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An atheist walked into a bar, but seeing no bartender he revised his initial assumption and decided he only walked into a room…

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally, God said, “Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will take two hours, and I will judge who does the better job”.

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They generated web pages. They prepared faxes. They wrote e-mails. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known computer job.
But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically screaming, “It’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!”
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became even more irate.
“Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!”

God shrugged and said, ”Jesus Saves”

*****

An Atheist dies and, to his surprise, finds himself met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter reviews the man’s record and tells him, “Well, even though you didn’t believe in any deities, you led a good, moral life. It is especially good that you did so without expecting any eternal reward. So we are going to let you into Heaven.“ St. Peter then assigns an angel to take the Atheist on an indoctrination tour. During the tour, the Atheist sees Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, other Atheists, and people of all religions. He also notices a high wall in a far corner of Heaven. When the tour ends, the angel asks him if he has any questions. The man asks, “What’s behind the high wall in the corner?“ The angel replies, “That’s where we put the Christians. They think they’re the only people up here“

Peace,

tammy

nicolaou

You guys have got churches, mosques, synagogues, temples and cathedrals - and I'll grant you, some of them are pretty damn impressive and inspirational. Yep, very nice indeed (let's not be tacky and mention the Kingdom Halls eh? . . oh, silly me).

Now let's see, what cathedrals to science and reason have WE got?

Large Hadron Collider