Do I qualify for membership since I was never actually a dub. Do I qualify as an apostate or just an opposer?
YERUSALYIM
"Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
[Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]
UADNA
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Yerusalyim
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2SYN
The instant you disagree even the tiniest, silliest of WTBTS laws, you are automagically labelled an apostate by the 'loving' WTBTS Judgement Machine. Welcome, Brother!
Edited for 1 missing ']' character.
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa. -
Gopher
(flipping through elders manual, flip, flip, flip, wrinkles his nose) -- "this feller sure sounds apostate to me"....
-J.R., member, UADNA-MN
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Minnesota division)This post was not evaluated by any mental health professionals.
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2SYN
Or you could just walk around in a dodgy part of downtown on a dark night and get raped. That's a sure-fire way to get disfellowshipped! Especially if you don't tell the Elders the gory details!
As you people can no doubt tell, Anne Marie's story has pissed me off quite a bit...
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa. -
Dino
Hey Yeru,
I was DFed from the UADNA. I appealed the decision and lost. However I am working hard toward reinstatement. After that glorious event, I shall be on full restrictions. In about 1 year I should be a full-fledged card carrying member in good standing once again. At that point I intend to reach out for privileges in the UADNA.
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MrMoe
OMG Who invented this UADNA and who do I have to have sleep with to get in? If I am really good maybe I can be your "special intern!!!"
Kisses,
MissyMoe -
Yerusalyim
MrMoe,
You have to sleep with me to get in, for a whole week.
YERUSALYIM
"Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
[Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"] -
MrMoe
Yerusalyim -- There is a Gawd, and he has heard my prayers! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Yummy! This is what I call a 2-for-1 for sure!
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Amazing
Those who seek involvement will be contacted.
Following Bible principles, we will avoid trying to live - or demand others to live - by an extensive and rigid set of dos and don'ts that go beyond the teachings of the Bible. The Watchtower, 4-15-02, pg 22, pp 15
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flower
are ya'll serious with this UADNA thing? If so I want to know what its all about too.
I'm definately an apostate.
flower