The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f =
greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f =breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. John Ashcroft's name is
Cheeseball Pizzaface. Arthur Andersen's name is Tulefel Rhinotush.
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
happy friday guys :)
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Loopy Bubbletush