No, really. Hear me out. It's not what you think.
You see when GOOD things happen to them it's "proof" of Jehovah's blessing.
When BAD things happen to them it's persecution from Satan and in a weird way confirmation of their beliefs.
So the absolute best thing that could happen to them is nothing, nothing at all.
Imagine it: mind-numbing repetitious nothing ... an infinite sameness without change, none at all .... nothing good would ever happen and nothing bad either ... just nothing, nothing at all .... forever and ever, Amen.
00DAD