Bible Character Cards on jw.org?? (page 3)

Scully

Yes - what about Ja'el? She was another badass female Bible character.

It doesn't get more badass than drugging an enemy general and then hammering a tent spike through his head.

puffthedragon

I love how Solomon, David, and Samson are bible heros, but if you do anything they are famous for in a video game, you are unchristian and wouldn't qualify for special privileges.

Kudra

"King Solomon was a fuckin' pimp! How many girlfriends do you and your friends in the congregation have? How many ways of making love can you do? Not as many as Jehovah's friend Solomon!"

"King David didn't let anyone get in the way of what he wanted! Are you as dedicated to your goals as he was? How many men would you have killed to get laid? What a shining example of pre-Christian dedication!"

Kudra

It doesn't get more badass than drugging an enemy general and then hammering a tent spike through his head.

puffthedragon

I hope someone parodies these.

DATA-DOG

OMG!!! What if we could get them signed by the GB members!! We could make an RPG board game out of them! LOL!! Mark my words, the day is coming when the rank-and-file print literature at their own expense from jw.org. Printing and folding for family worship night- distribute on Saturday Morning.....

aposta-Z

Wasn't there a Simpson's episose when Flanders was giving those out at the city fair?

puffthedragon

Yes, cant find a clip, but it is The Simpsons 9F21 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"

- At the Springfield Swap Meet: {rc} - The Swap Meet logo: cornucopia filled with junk - Moe's booth's sign: "HANDICR_FTS By Moe" - Hallelujah Brand "free" trading cards - Joseph of Arimathea (26 Conversions in A.D. 46) - Methuselah Rookie Card [autographed - ed]

creativhoney

OH no. you really feel sorry for the kids that are sat playing with those at the KH

sir82

OH no. you really feel sorry for the kids that are sat playing with those at the KH

I wouldn't worry. No kid would be caught dead with one of those cards in his possession.

Just when you thought there's no.....frickin....way...that the WTS could more solidly demonstrate how utterly clueless they are about kids......

Bible Character Cards on jw.org??

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