Why was satan roaming to & from the heavens for so long before Jehovah kicked him out?what's your take on this?

by Smily kelly 12 years ago 15 Replies latest 12 years ago jw friends

Smily kelly 12 years ago

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LostGeneration 12 years ago

Its made up. How would a human know what happened in heaven?

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wha happened? 12 years ago

maybe there are eviction laws in place

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jookbeard 12 years ago

another fantasy

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xchange 12 years ago

I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how that F#*@ing teacup managed to locate an orbit around earth.

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Ucantnome 12 years ago

Time isn't the same to God it's just how it seems to us.

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xchange 12 years ago

Time isn't the same to Garden Gnomes either.

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cantleave 12 years ago

Xchange - Your blasphemy astounds me! There is no teacup, it's teapot!

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xchange 12 years ago

How do you know it's not a teacup?

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John_Mann 12 years ago

The WT explanation is b/c Jeehovah was giving time to Lord Satan mislead the angels. Was a time for test to the little angels. In 1914 Lord Satan was evicted from heaven to the earth, just like the Silver Surfer.
I think the lesson behind the myth is to portrait Jahoovah as a patient father/boss.

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