I do get what Christ Alone is doing here by pretending to be an apologist. I really do believe a lot of those over-zealous witnesses (whether active or not) actually spell out an argument that would scream out "CULT!" to the average person who knows nothing about the Watchtower or the JW's.
Usually, when they convert someone they introduce the teachings s-l-o-w-l-y. To get a much broader range of their beliefs in a very short space of time isn't something that cults use... it turns people off. But, of course, no JW realises they are in a cult (they wouldn't be a JW if they did) and don't get this.
Christ Alone... you had me in fits of laughter by the middle of the second page and I found myself wanting to scream "He's apostate, go with it for f***'s sake!". Again, job well done.
**edited to add** Not to mention the sheer lack of consideration of the facts when presented to them (you kinda didn't emulate that one too well Christ Alone... that's what tweaked me , didn't see this thread at first).