Jemba- Jeeze, if that's not a diseased mind I don't know what is.
I knew a wierd brother in his late 40's, this was about 15 years ago, still living at home with mama. He wouldn't shake hands with many because of germs and when he did he would go and wash them as soon as he could. He would never open on knock on a door without using his sleeve or a paper towel. In service he would never put his lips on a soda can or bottle. He had to use a prewrapped straw. He wouldn't talk about his past and was very wierd and uncomfortable when asked about it. We all thought he was in witness protection or something. Him and his mom were soo wierd. We joked that they were "intimate". He was your creepy 40 year old virgin type. - nowhere near as cool as the movie
He would do parts on stage and try to be funny and tell the lamest jokes. He would get counseled often not to tell jokes, "this isn't a comedy club." No body ever laughed even out of pitty.
Once he was doing micraphone duity and I was sitting on the aisle. I steped on the cord, I would do this to him from time to time, and this time I steped on it a bit harder, he tugged once and a second time he wipped it hard and the cord went flying onto a 2 rows of people sitting on the aisle. He turned back to me pointing a finger and said, " Don't do that again". After the meeting a MS who saw me do it shook my hand and said " Nice one"
