Mars speaks!

by snare&racket 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • scotoma
    scotoma

    OK. Metatron, are you ready to jump in here?

  • scotoma
    scotoma

    They found a sample of Jimmy Hoffa's DNA.

    Apparently he was blown to sMARtherenes.

  • troubled mind
    troubled mind

    I hope it is an old crushed up beer can !

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    I'm betting on Mars bacteria or evidence of that or some other kind of life form.

    Or even, how about this, evidence that the planet isn't really dead at all? That would be something!

  • Apognophos
    Apognophos

    Oh wait, it was just a piece of the robot that fell off earlier. But hey, we found it!

  • edmond dantes
    edmond dantes

    They have discovered a vast army of terracotta Martian warriors .

  • edmond dantes
    edmond dantes

    Human DNA !

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    They unearthed an ancient monument pre-dating the Sumerian Empire, but closely matching it's achitectural style. Here is the leaked photo:

  • undercover
  • kurtbethel

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