Bring Food Back to the assemblys.

by Tin Man 11 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Tin Man
    Tin Man

    I really miss the Chesse Danish's and the Choclote Pudding, and Hoggie sandwichs, and people spilling their Cokes behind me and it flowing into my kids blankets.
    It was not comendable for the GB to do away with our food, DAM them all them anyway, hell they were making good money on our eating their food, only a few of the items tasted any good, the rest tasted like Goat shit. Tin Man

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    MMMmmmm...Assembly Burritos...(insert Homer Simpson gargle here)

    D8TA

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    And... don't forget to completely empty your soda cans and place them in the "appropriate" recycle bins conveniently located (one per mile) in the corridors.

    -J.R., member, UADNA-MN
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Minnesota division)

    This post was not evaluated by any mental health professionals.
    Any opinions expressed are those of a fuzzy, cuddly rodent.

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    I remember when I was a teen, there was an assembly at Croydon High school, and the Kitched facilities were used by the Brothers to make the food.
    Last day, when everything was shutting down, the caretaker and his fat wife rolled up...they made all us little dubs scrabbadub that ENTIRE place till you could see your face in the walls! We cleaned up the grime of 10 years.
    And we all smiled sweetly, 30 scrubbing dubs, being sweet and polite to 2 fat cruds, stood there with their arms folded barking orders. They sure took advantage of our Christian mild tempers.
    I'll never forget it.
    Course, we just viewed it as another form of Worldly persecution.

  • Rags
    Rags

    My God..you guys are bringin back all the memories for me....this is an awesome sight!!

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    Hey D8TA

    Check this out:

    Will

    "I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's."
    Mark Twain

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Feeling a bit peckish, are we?

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I know that when the British assemblies served hot food, it was all dished up on US Army trays like this:

    Englishman.

  • JenGill97
    JenGill97

    The food at the assemblies are my only good memories... besides the good naps I would get!

    loved the bagels and cream cheese!

    Jen

    Free at last,
    Free at last,
    Thank God Almighty,
    I'm Free At Last!

  • Xenu
    Xenu

    Frozen orange juice that wasnt meant to be frozen.
    and Lime Shasta

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