[ZomBie]st-Tower Special Issue: The Faithful and Discreet GRAVE...

by sd-7 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    "tHUS, it IS EVIDENT THAT THOSE WHO PASSED AWAY FROM THE GENERATION OF 1914....

    NEVER PASSED AWAY. And so, brothers, we have proven that God's prophetic Word is true..."

    Anyone want to contribute? I've got kids to referee and a sandwich to make....

    --sd-7

  • MrFreeze
    MrFreeze

    Would make for a lousy Walking Dead episode.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    COMATOSE already.

    The frenzied cries of agonised disappointment I hear from those not allowed to fall into said grave are rising to a terrifying crescendo...

    Do I care?

    but but but - MR FREEZE (goddess bleshyah) it WOULD make for a typical experience at the local A$$embly day.

    HB

  • stillin
    stillin

    you guys are FUNNY!

  • nuthouse escapee
    nuthouse escapee

    Yes brothers & sisters, we can say with 100% accuracy that there are still members of the 1914 generation alive today, well sort of...they were frozen in cryo-stasis therefore their bodies have not technically returned to dust, so they sort of aren't "gone" in the way we normally think of "gone", and only require thawing out at an appropriate time. Let us all rejoice in Jehovah's wonderful provision.

    Audience jumps to their feet with cheering and resounding applause. (They haven't realized that this great new light means the Big A has been delayed indefinitely unless a power failure manages to thaw out said generation prematurely.) Leslie

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    They never really die...

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    ALL of my relatives born on or before 1914 are dead. They DID pass away. ALL OF THEM. I haven't heard a peep outta them since they died.

    They only live in the memories of those of us in the family who are still left alive. I bet Botchtower doesn't even remember them.

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    Of course, if they count the 'anointed' from 1914 who are 'still alive' because they 'magically appeared in heaven' when they died, the generation of 1914 will never 'pass away'.

    I know, I shouldn't give them ideas.

  • nuthouse escapee
    nuthouse escapee

    Jeffro, shh...those bozos don't need any help. LMAO

  • JakeM2012
    JakeM2012

    It's the Weekend at Bernie's generation. LOL

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