As I stepped out of the shower yesterday the phone rang. Thinking it was my husband, who had just left, I answered without checking caller ID. It was my mother. (as I sat naked on the floor, I wondered why I didn't hang up on her)
She wanted to tell me about going out in service yesterday. I was truly confused on why she would call to tell me this. Then she told me about the "rest" they took in Burger King. Apparently they (she and her door to door cohorts) stopped at Burger King during the morning and stayed--awhile.
She wanted to let me know that Burger King has the better hamburger---over McDonald's. I asked how many people were home and how many took the mags. None. She gave no mags to anyone. Left them in the door. No one answered the doors.
I think she is getting....senile? She is only 63!
She told me how cold it was (Chicago), how nice and warm Burger King was, and how it is so much fun! (Fun??!!)I asked why doesn't she wear pants when going door to door? "It would not look right." She froze her butt in a skirt! I said that is stupid....why freeze when you could at least be a little warmer? No answer, just "well that's the way we do it...you remember." I again said it was stupid.
I am so glad I am not wasting my Saturday going house to house, begging for money, hoping I won't see a school friend at the door, and freezing my ass off!!