1. You think the girl in the ankle length dress, neck high sweater, and long sleeve shirt is showing to much skin.
2. You think it is smart to leave school early to spend your days not working for a living, but driving around handing out magazines.
3. You think most Disney movies are questionable for your kids to watch.
4. You think Smurfs are demons.
5. You call kids "youths" all the time.
6. You spent your families vacation at a district convention.
7. You spent you first date, and last date with your spouse before marrying with a chaperon. And you were both in your 30's and virgins.
8. Listening to Barry Manillow is considered rocking it.
9. You once washed your childs mouth out with soap for saying "dang" or "darn"
10. Your idea of family fun is playing Bible Trivia and reading the song book.
11. If someone in your church once counseled you for wearing perfume.
12. You consider a death in the family as a preaching opportunity.
13. You think 7 billion people are wrong and 6 million are right.
14. You base a good job on whether or not it works with your church schedule.
15. If you are at this site and reading all these post and saying ... these are all lies.
