A CRACKERJACK religion: the Watchtower Society

Terry

Did you ever buy a box of Crackerjacks?

Popcorn with caramel on it.

It had a gimmick, however, that really pushed sales and kept it popular decade after decade.

Crackerjacks had a Prize hidden inside!

What fun to eat caramel popcorn just to get that stupid prize!

Well, JW theology is really like that.

Most of the stuff is sticky and has no food value.

What the true believers are really after is that hidden prize! NEW LIGHT!

From the very beginning, it was a whole lotta bible study crapola just to get to the good stuff: PYRAMIDOLOGY and PROPHETIC ARMAGEDDON DATE!

A gimmick for the weak of mind.

The last time the Watchtower religion hid a nice prize in their crackerjack box it bit them on the ass!!

1975! It lodged in everybody's windpipe and left them gagging and heaving for years to follow!

They haven't been the same since they stopped hiding that MAGIC DATE FOR THE END OF THE WORLD deep inside the sticky popcorn.

wha happened?

or maybe the popcorn isn't an attraction anymore. That caramel is full of high fructose corn syrup. The world is on to that poison now

james_woods

I think I have a Little Orphan Annie decoder wheel somewhere...

Finkelstein

A lot of JWS died never receiving the promised prize which was on the front label.

The WTS. leaders today know of this and they're getting a bit nervous and edgy about the promises their

organization have been making for over a century.

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Now it's just stale, sticky porcorn and about five peanut pieces per box.

Honestly, I was just thinking about Cracker Jacks the other day. Do they still sell this crap? Or did it go the way of the Twinkie?

Momma-Tossed-Me

Religious people seek a reward...spirital people seek truth. JW's look for the big payout at the end. They are but as babes sitting in a high chair being spoon fed.

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Religious people seek a reward...spirital people seek truth.

I like that!

Tater-T

with out a date the whole thing really doesn't work.............

Why go out in service?... because the end is near?

I't's their Brand..... Date's....

But why they don't just give up? I don't know because they sure do suck at it!

L8R T8R

ziddina

"Honestly, I was just thinking about Cracker Jacks the other day. Do they still sell this crap? Or did it go the way of the Twinkie?" BOC

They still sell Cracker Jacks ™, but you could do a lot better with some of the 'gourmet' popcorn mixtures nowadays...

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moshe

Who needs a Cracker Jack decoder ring, when you have the Governing Body on your side! Meat in due season that cures all your ills and makes you feel like a million dollar bill.

A CRACKERJACK religion: the Watchtower Society

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