Why bother door knocking. Use JW.org!

by punkofnice 10 Replies latest jw experiences

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Saturday as I lay naked in my bed thinking evil apostate(TM) thoughts I heard a knock at the door.

    I ignored it. If they can't ring the bell like everyone else then it's gotta be idiots.

    I heard footsteps walking away. I peeked out of the curtain and saw it was 2 JW's. One I didn't recognize and one was a woman that works near my company and shuns me. I'm glad I made no effort to answer the door as I wasn't in a fighting mood.

    Obviously, she has no idea where I live or didn't see a warning note on the terror-try slip.

    I was on chat to a friend who said that she'd said to the Joho's she didn't want the magazines and if she did she'd download them from JW.org.

    I'm told JW.org has extra publications not available in printed form?? Duh??????

    So I guess the GB still want the JDubs to go D2D so they waste time and avoid 'apostate'(TM) thinking.

    They can use satan's internet avoiding porn and apostasy and be guided by angels to JW.org. All praise the imaginary sky turd Jehovah(TM)

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    You should have taken your naked self and opened the door. That would have been the last time a JW would come knockin'. Punky, that was a missed opportunity!

  • BroMac
    BroMac

    the 'message' would be spread further and faster by TV advertisement and JW.org plastered on billboards with nice sisters smiling. no need to go knocking on doors unless your selling stuff. dont forget this is already set up for 'donations' https://www.jwgift.org/Welcome.aspx

  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton

    You should have taken your naked self and opened the door. That would have been the last time a JW would come knockin'. Punky, that was a missed opportunity!

    Or worn your Sparlock t. shirt

  • littlebigtown123
    littlebigtown123

    i opened the door in my boxers before. I still had people come back.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Why did I know my naked self would be expected to answer the door. LOL

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    I guess HINDsight is 20/20, punky.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Rip - You are getting to the BOTTOM of things.

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    Are you saying I'm cheeky,Punky?

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Rip - I would but I can't be arsed

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