Out of context rude Star Wars Quotes

by Qcmbr 12 Replies latest social humour

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    On the dangers and fun that can be had with quote mining. Naughtiness ahead. You have been warned.

    Star Wars IV: A New Hope

    1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

    2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

    3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

    4. "Sorry about the mess..."

    5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

    6. "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

    7. "You're got something jammed in here real good."

    8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

    9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

    10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

    Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back

    1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"

    2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

    3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

    4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."

    5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile."

    6. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...."

    7. "Control! Control! You must learn control!"

    8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

    9. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

    10. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

    Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

    1. "Rise, my friend."

    2. "Open the back door!"

    3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

    4. "It's just a dead animal..."

    5. "Not bad for a little furball."

    6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"

    7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"

    8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."

    9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

    10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

  • ÁrbolesdeArabia
    ÁrbolesdeArabia

    What's the next Star Wars going to be about? With Lucas selling out to Disney, will they go back in time or future with Luke Skywalker's Jedi Academy as Granpa Luke?

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    "Into the garbage shoot, fly boy."

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    "Feeeel the force around you"

    "What an amazing smell you've discoverred"

    "Get behind me, get behind me!"

    "Governor Tarkin, I would have expected you to be holding Vaders leash......"

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    "It didn't go in, just impacted on the surface."

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Haha. Oh god.

    S

  • oldlightnewshite
    oldlightnewshite

    I always found the Jawa and Huttese jibberish to be filthiest stuff. I think Greedo's line 'sumpichalaaaay Solo' means 'Smells like fish, tastes like chicken' in Swahili.

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    I'm dense.

    I sat through those movies 1/2 dozen times and missed all the double ententre.

    "Innocent as doves" Doc

  • mrsjones5
  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

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