Marathon Masturbation Session

by Englishman 15 Replies latest social humour

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Lifted from Kents site:

    yp 205-11 26 Masturbation-How Can I Fight the Urge? ***
    Masturbation-How Can I Fight the Urge?

    “IT IS a very strong addiction,” said a young man who struggled with masturbation for over 15 years. “It can be just as habit forming as any drug or alcoholic beverage.”

    No problem with premature ejaculation for that guy!

    Englishman.

  • mindfield
    mindfield

    Oh, come on. It's not the fact that it's addictive, it's the fact that sometimes you just have to release hormones. It's called "sexual tension".

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Blue balls.

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    mind - shit then, i sure have a lot of hormones to get out of me

    i think this thread should be turned into an actual MMS... whoever can go the longest gets a prize from bea !!

    (¯`·.¸the agents of oblivion descend upon the sane¸.·´¯)

  • mindfield
    mindfield

    LOL@mango...

    When do we start?

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    no i'm serious here ... but there's got to be some way of proving it.....
    muahaha

    (¯`·.¸the agents of oblivion descend upon the sane¸.·´¯)

  • mindfield
    mindfield

    Well... those with webcams could have visual proof...and those without could enjoy the show! *wishful thinking*

    I don't know how we could possibly prove something like that...

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    ahhh righto ! muahahha, i can call anyone in canada and LISTEN to proof! lol
    this board is getting weirder everyday. damn horny apostates!

    (¯`·.¸the agents of oblivion descend upon the sane¸.·´¯)

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    15 Years - He must have had meal breaks!

  • mindfield
    mindfield

    LOL! But isn't heavy breathing easily simulated?

    I don't remember the Watchtower ever warning JW's to stay away from apostates because of their "hornyness"... is this a recent trend or what?

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