Nah, it looks like it'll still have to be in two bits, dammit! Ah well, near enough.
district assembly programme---oooh i wish
by bigmac 20 Replies latest jw friends
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
If only they'd be that honest about the talks at the crapvention.
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Eustace
The prayers at DCs were always way too long.
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DesirousOfChange
There is some funny shit there, dudes!
(But a lot more truthful than what they print!)
Doc
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happy@last
Haha, and it's the same material worldwide, ROFL
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prologos
There could be no boring conventions if the contributors here would be the F&DS/writers/chairpersons.
I laughed so hard, my one-year old was stunned and wanted to be lifted up to look at the screen to see what was so funny.
Ingenious.
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jookbeard
closing song on the Sunday and the stupid clapping, I hated that so embarrassing
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stillin
I would love to be handing those out in the lobby with an "attendant" badge on! Hilarious!
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2+2=5
'Your Fine Conduct Shines Like A Beacon In A World Where No One But Jehovah's People Are Any Good'
I like this one, it could easily be a legit talk title at a DC.
Imagine printing a heap of these and getting a bunch of men in suits handing them out before a convention. That would ease the pain of an otherwise hellish weekend.
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grumblecakes
i like the part at the end about standing for announcements. its always irretated the f*%k out of me.