I, for the first time ever, missed a flight. Out of the many hundreds of flights I have taken, I fiinally missed one. Marriott, in their exquisite kindness and my Platinum status, have put me up for the night. However, I wanted to go home tonight. Woe is me.
Woe is me, God is exacting his revenge
by EntirelyPossible 12 Replies latest jw experiences
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Sulla
George Stigler said that if you never miss a flight, you are leaving too early.
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mrsjones5
Oh you poor poor thing.
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finally awake
Suffer, you heathen! LOL
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OnTheWayOut
Reflecting on the title, missing a flight is far better than killing your livestock, children, and giving you boils. If you need some "comforters," there are some JWN posters that could tell you to realize it was due to your evil ways.
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Satanus
*Piling on*
Well, there ya go.
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EntirelyPossible
I'm having dinner and a beer in a hotel room. Maybe God wanted me to have Yeungling
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still thinking
Which god did you offend? Some are much worse than others you know. You could be in for more missed flights...
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EntirelyPossible
Maybe Mecury, the god of winged flight? I dunno.
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still thinking
Pegasus maybe?
Or maybe Bellerophon AND Pegasus?
He was then sent to battle the Amazons , fighting women, whom he defeated in a tough battle most men would have lost.
Have you been cutting in on his Amazons? He gets a bit touchy about that sort of thing?
