Here is the scenario: God is bored one day and says to himself " lets give all the poor saps down below something to think about.Lets give everyone on earth the opportunity to have ONE question answered truthfully" So that is my question,if you had the chance to have ONE question answered that you always wanted to know what would it be ? Any response counts and if you want to get goofy go nuts! I would like to know if there really is life in outer space...
God says "hey man I`ll answer one question...
by Waygooder64 13 Replies latest jw friends
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Jourles
Jourles: Hey God, could you please post your response to my question in the New York Times?
GOD: Um, sure. Why not. Shoot.
Jourles: I think I already know the answer to my question but, is the WTBTS really your earthly organization? Explain.
GOD: Are you sure you want to waste your question on something as stupid as this? I mean, the answer is already glaring you in the face.
Jourles: I know, but I figure there are several other billion people out there that must have another question that I was thinking about asking, and I did not want to be redundant in asking twice. Besides, I am only thinking of the 6 million little people that won't listen to anyone here on the earth anyways.
GOD: Well ok, if you insist on wasting your question....
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Introspection
Intro: How can I know you for what you truly are? Not as some person I'm talking to, or even as a "you", but to really know?
God:
Intro: Thanks.
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ThiChi
What happened to Jimmy Hoffa?
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bitter mango
one question??! COME ON, i'm a little drama queen!! i'd sing him a little song
terrible lie
terrible lie (i give you everything)
terrible lie (my sweet everything)
terrible lie (i give you everything)hey God, why are you doing this to me?
am i not living up to what i'm supposed to be?
why am i seething with this animosity?
hey God, i think you owe me a great big apologyterrible lie (i give you everything)
terrible lie (my sweet everything)
terrible lie (i give you everything)
terrible lie (my sweet everything)hey God, i really don't know what you mean
seems like salvation comes only in our dreams
i feel my hatred grow all the more extreme
hey God, can this world really be as sad as it seems?terrible lie (i give you everything)
terrible lie (my sweet everything)
terrible lie (i give you everything)
terrible lie (my sweet everything)you
don't tear it away from me
i need you to hold on to
don't tear it away from me
i need someone to hold on to
don't tear it away from me
i need you to hold on to
don't tear it
don't tear it
don't take it
don't take it
don'they God, there's nothing left for me to hide
i lost my ignorance, security and pride
i'm all alone in a world you must despise
hey God, i believed your promises, your promises and liesterrible lie (i give you everything)
terrible lie (my sweet everything)
terrible lie (i give you everything)
terrible lie (my sweet everything)(terrible lie)
you made me throw it all away
my morals left to decay (terrible lie)
how many you betray
you've taken everything (terrible lie)
my head is filled with disease
my skin is begging you please (terrible lie)
i'm on my hands and knees
i want so much to believei give you everything
my sweet everything
i give you everything
my sweet everything~NIN
(¯`·.¸the agents of oblivion descend upon the sane¸.·´¯)
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Waygooder64
Hey Tai Chi! As a Teamster I should of thought of that one.Why waste my question on something as insignificant as whether there is life on other planets...I would also like to know if Laura San Giacomos` tits are real....
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ThiChi
Waygooder64:
Good question too! Since you are “inside,” what is your theory regarding Jimmy Hoffa?
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Satanus
My question would be: God why are you such a cheap bastard, answering only ONE question? Ok, two questions: What kind of a fucking relationship is that???
SS
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COMF
My question: "What's the problem with telling us everything we wonder about, instead of grudgingly granting us just one question?"
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Aunty
My questions is: What are the winning lotto numbers for this week?
See, this is what I figure. No matter what's true, I'm going to die someday. So intead of wondering what's going to happen after that, I want to live the grand life now. So, I'd say about 60 million would do that for me.