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Scorpion

I am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.

http://www.bibledecoded.com/

Spend some time reviewing this site. You will be amazed at what you read. For instance, click on (Joining and Leaving) then click on ([J9]Transplants.
Organ Transplants are considered fornication. Safe sex with a condom cannot be Fornication or Adultery so long as the condom is effective and prevents an emission of semen into the woman.

I would like to know your opinions of this site and the information it contains.

I believe the one who has developed this site may be a Bible Student.

Scorpion

Now I know who the beasts of Revelation 13, 14,17 are.

ROTFLMAO

TR

Gordon Ritchie sanctified, Elijah4

Who is this Gordon Ritchie dude? Supposedly he was "sanctified" in 1991, according to the chronology page on his website.

I think I'll stick with the religious order of "The Lost That Have Been Found" cult.

TR

logical

Interesting site.

A lot of research has gone into it, but, there are major problems (from a more "serious" point of view)

He says the NWT is the most accurate and reliable translation. Not so. (This will be covered at a later date).

He bases most of his research on erroneous WT doctrine. The site doesnt hold water.

>>> http://www.geocities.com/logical_7/index.html

Edited by - logical on 2 February 2001 10:38:5

Scorpion

Logical,

I agree with you 100%. The more I read on the site, the more I think this group or guy are a few clowns short of a circus.

As smart as bait.

Not wired to code.

Born on a tilt-a-whirl.

The wheels spinning but the hamsters dead.

A few fries short of a happy meal.

Couldn't poor water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

Well, I am sure you get the idea.

neyank

Scorpion,
You sure did make your point. LOL
neyank

Scorpion

neyank,

What about:

Too much yardage betweeen the goal posts.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

Standing close to him you can hear the ocean.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

Is so dense, light reflects off of him.

Skylight leaks a little.

Reciever is off the hook.

The butter slipped off his pancake.

I might be able to think of a few more when I go back and read somemore of the site. If I do I will post them for you.

larc

How about,

Not playing with a full deck
Several bricks shy of a load
Dumber than cat poop
Both oars aren't in the water
Can't find his rear end with both hands

Scorpion

larc,

Can't find his rear end with both hands. LOL

I thought of a couple more while reading the site again.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Warning: Objects in the mirror are dumber than they appear.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

I am sure I will come up with a few more.

TR

About as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

If he were my dog, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.(actually, I don't know what he looks like)

Dumb as a rock.

A few synapses short of a thought.

So dumb, that when he whistles for a taxi, he sticks his fingers in his mouth and yells, TAXI!

Left his brain under his pillow.

TR

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