I have fun with telemarketers.
Why not turn the tables on them???
Ive told them such far fetched stories you wouldnt believe it.
One time a carpet-cleaning service called. I said "OH MY GOD your timing is SOOOO PERFECT!!! Do you take blood stains out well???" he said Yes. I said "GOOD! You come over and help me get the blood stains off my carpet and couch, I walked in and caught my wife cheating and shot her and this guy in cold blood, and I wanna clean up before anyone else comes by"
I could tell from the get-go it was a kid on the phone. He absolutely freaked. He said "Let me get my supervisor and well have a van right over sir." I said "NOOOO its got to be YOU. YOU have to come over. Its OUR little SECRET."
Total silence for about 15 seconds.. then they hung up.
Phone rang back in about 45 seconds. It was the Supervisor with the Chicago Police on the phone. I explained I was bullshitting, and they sent over a patrol anyway to make sure, but hot damn it was funny.
Another time, I told them my Dad was on the Space Station Mir and wouldnt be returning.
Another time I told them my mother forsaked all material possessions and became a nun in a convent.
I told them recently my father joined the Taliban in Afghanistan because he was so angry at all the telemarketers who always called and believed all telemarketers should be dragged in the street and murdered.
Needless to say those places NEVER called back.
If they are going to harass you.. why not harass them back?
Just like the JW shunning, TWO can play that game.
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