Joke!

by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 17 Replies latest social humour

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Before the meeting at the KH, little Billy runs up to his grandma and says, "Grandma, grandma! Make a sound like a frog!"

    Grandma gives him a hug and asks, "What are you talking about?"

    Again, Billy says, "Please make a sound like a frog, Grandma!"

    Grandma replies, "Oh, you're just being silly. Go sit down. It's time for the meeting to start."

    Billy sadly walks away to his seat. During the meeting, he frequently looks at Grandma, thinking about his request.

    As soon as the meeting is over, Billy again rushes over to Grandma, pleading, "Please, please Grandma, make a sound like a frog!"

    Finally, Grandma asks, "What are you talking about? Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"

    Billy replies, "Because Mommy and Daddy said that as soon as you croak, we can quit coming to these stupid meetings and start celebrating Christmas and Birthdays!"

  • Mum
    Mum

    That's a great joke, Billy! You didn't really do this, did you?

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    No, I just provided my fictitious name to a fictitious story. Hehe, maybe I should have used the name Andre.

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    LOL Billie the Ex

  • Theocratic Sedition
    Theocratic Sedition

    lol, that's messed up!

  • Theocratic Sedition
    Theocratic Sedition

    I would love to see this posted on Yahoo Answers to see how die-hard JWs would react.

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    LOL!! Poor grandma and grandpa [sad trombone sound]

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    Billy... lol

    Just Lois

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    lol... I thought of my 4 year old boy saying this to Gma...Classic

  • whathappened
    whathappened

    Love this joke!

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