bttt. a treat for newbies!
pepheuga
by Farkel 64 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
bttt. a treat for newbies!
pepheuga
I laughed so much I cried - and now I have a headache - lol - that was EXCELLENT!!!!!!
Jehovah?s Witnesses believe that Satan the Devil has deceived all of Christendom. He has done this by tricking them into believing that the Bible actually means what it says. Jehovah?s Witnesses, on the other hand, have come to the understanding that the Bible does not mean what it says and that Jehovah God is directing them to understand what it really means when it says what it doesn?t mean.
this one is priceless....
FARKEL SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!! ALL HAIL FARKEL!!!
cybs
BTTT for Newbies
This is the original thread and is the best.
"ALL HAIL FARKEL!!!"
Good Morning Farkel!!..This is the first time I have ever read this thread..Man it`s great!! ..I laughed all the way through it.....You must have wrote this right about the first time I tried to kill myself,by living in the wilderness..LOL!!..What a disaster that was..At least something funny was happening during that time..LOL!!............................
...OUTLAW
Farkel, best bit of satire I've. Ever. Read. Thanks.
Farkel, that was so good that I predict that some day someone will plagarize you and post it on a blog somewhere.
Hmmm, my prophetic record just got more accurate than the Watchtower record.
Hmmm, my prophetic record just got more accurate than the Watchtower record.
Only trouble is the prophecy need to precede the "coming to pass" of the event ;)
Anyhow, Dubs For Dummies is even better with an "official" book cover :)
Blessings,
Stephen
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Farkel