Did you have someone that annoys you at every meeting?

by Iamallcool 24 Replies latest jw friends

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  cobaltcupcake

  The elderly elder who spent a couple of years special pioneering in Central America in the '60s and had to mention it in every talk and comment.

  The pioneer brother whose wife was misdiagnosed then died of cancer 10 years ago, but he has to tell the story in the car group every single day.

  The 86-year-old slightly senile and very deaf pioneer sister who managed to lose her hearing aid every morning, so unless we wanted to spend the day shouting at her we'd have to stop at her apartment and help her find it.

  The snooty sister who, during a time when my ex and I were barely scraping by and our car broke down, said, "Why don't you just buy another one?"
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  Balaamsass

  The Elder who had to comment on EVERY paragraph and made the meeting run overtime.

  The sister who insisted no one wear perfume to the hall...yet was always seen in the pesticide and chemical isle at the hardware store.

  The phoney elder who would run up after you had missed a meeting (Vacation or Public talks out of town) How ARE you..we MISSED you!-in front of a group of JWs like you had gone awol. ( I liked to say -REALLY?- why didn't you call me..? You have my number...

  The teenage girls with bad bladders who would parade up and down the isle hoping all the boys saw them ...like ya..they saw you the first 2 times.

  The couple who always sat in the middle of the first two rows and answered EVERY paragraph...like YA..we saw you...let someone else answer..and lets get this done so we can all go home..PLEASE.....

  The THREE child molesters who sat near the front to make sure everyone saw them answering and being all "theocratic".....gross.
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  Quarterback

  How do you know about the teenage girls with bad bladders?
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  blondie

  All of them.......

  Grabby brothers...practice my self defense training surreptitiously

  asked nosy questions...carefully practiced deafness

  brothers who never prepare their parts--i'd look at my watch frequently
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  outsmartthesystem

  Yes. He was an elder that was "reassigned" (removed from) "Bethel". To our KH. He was incapable of speaking in any manner other than cult speak. Instead of "wow....what a beautiful morning.....glad to see you". It was "the grandeur of our Grand Creator really shines through in such a delightful way on a morning like this, do you not agree? And I am sure you are waiting with eager anticipation for today's wonderful spiritual banquet that the Faithful slave has so lovingly provided." Literally.....he sounds like a robot with pre-programmed responses. It was sickening.