'we will offer up atheist to our god(joking of course) '
How to give to Jehovah
by Satanus 21 Replies latest jw friends
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punkofnice
Burn all the Kingdum Hells, A$$emb£y halls, Beth-hells and best of all burn Brooklyn...WITH THE GOVERNING BODY IN IT!
That'll please Jar Hoover......plus old Jar Hoover will get to see his masters the GB sooner than expected.
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Listener
Do credit cards count?
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Captain Obvious
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There's the true Christian spirit! Burn 'em, just like in the ol' inquisition days. Back then god had a taste for burnt heretics, witches, and anyone who dared question the church... How proud you must be of your spiritual heritage!
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Captain Obvious
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There's the true Christian spirit! Burn 'em, just like in the ol' inquisition days. Back then god had a taste for burnt heretics, witches, and anyone who dared question the church... How proud you must be of your spiritual heritage!
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Satanus
Credit cards burn well, too.
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frankiespeakin
I'm thinking how wishful thinking and good barbaque for the preists made its way into law for inhabitants of the region where this highly anthropomorphic deity ruled over.
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Satanus
So, you are suggesting that all those burnt animal sacrifices weren't for the god at all. They were to fill the bellies of the priests? The priests got the very best parts of the meat, bbqed to perfection.
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unstopableravens
caption "obvious" obviously i was joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LouBelle
I think frankiespeaken got it right! Those bloody sneaky priests! The best cuts too.
ooooh I could do another braai!!!