You may be mistaking the smurf for one of the Keebler elves.
( don't quote me on this! )
QFR How should Christians view fortune cookies?
by truthseeker 23 Replies latest jw friends
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ToesUp
Crazy fools these people are! -
Billy the Ex-Bethelite
When ever you read a fortune cookie you need to add the words "in bed" to any fortune.
That works for scriptures, too!
...pay "more than the usual attention"... in bed
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Steve_C
I knew this wasn't genuine because the real deal would have added: "However, if one's conscience did allow him to use the fortune cookie's lottery numbers, he would do well to remember the admonition at 2 Cor. 6:7 "God loves a cheerful giver."