jWs celebrate Halloween ALL YEAR LONG!

by Tallyman 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

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    Who'd a thunk it?
    The Theokratic Kult which is so Down On Pagan Holidays,
    would be celebrating the Most Occult Day of them all,
    and celebrating Every Day, ALL YEAR LONG!

    Don't believe us?
    Take a gander at one of the Horror Calendars the Theokrats
    came out with for the Fanatic Families in the 1930s/40s:

    [ borrowed from the collection and thanks to the collection of AlanF ]

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    * http://www.intrex.net/tallyman/Weep_40.html

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    LOve, Tallyman

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    Hmm. I wonder how expensive that Dragon suit is.. and flying horses?!?!? Don't even get me started!!

  • MavMan
    MavMan

    I saved the original pic on my machine and enlarged it, I did not find the "demon" looking pic that you see. Could you point it out exactly where on the original pic it is at?

    I believe this is a product of your demonic imagination.

  • DazedAndConfused
    DazedAndConfused

    There is the large Demon standing on the back of the beast. The demon looking pic's you see look like they are taken from the feet of that demon.

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman
    Hmm. I wonder how expensive that Dragon suit is.. and flying horses?!?!? Don't even get me started!!

    Yup.
    We figger the Watchtower "Art" Department went WAY Over Budget
    when producing this calendar. All those 'special effects'...
    and a Kast of Thousands of Fanatix to pose for the scene.
    Truly Epic!
    I bet Cecil B. DeMille was jealous of that Watchtower Calendar.

    TT

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

    MavMan:

    I saved the original pic on my machine and enlarged it, I did not find the "demon" looking pic that you see. Could you point it out exactly where on the original pic it is at?
    : : : s i g h ! : : :

    There are "None So Blind Who Will NOT See".

    Okay, OKay, I hep you out, YoYo.

    Heah go:

    It's not a matter of "Finding Waldo".
    This Watchtower Demon sticks out like a Sore Thumb.
    S/He's OUTLINED in white:

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    Now, heah is an Enlargement:

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    And with just a wee bit of Enhancing with our Sooper-Dooper Adobe
    Image Editor... Voila! heah the demon you previously could not find, is,
    after being cleaned up a little:

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    And here is his/her Evil (symmetrical) Twin:

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    ...used for Decorative and "Balancing" effect.

    Do you "see", do you "find" now, MavMan?

    I mean this Watchtower "Art" is NOT subliminal or anything!
    Kripe!

    But I sympathize with you somewhat.
    There are SO MANY Watchtower Demons in this Calendar Scene,
    that you can get kinda lost in finding the right one.

    We hear that these are part of the Many Angels that Judge Rutherford
    used to communicate with, who "transmitted" all that New Lite for
    the Big Boozer to come up with ideas to write his prolific tomes.

    Okay, did I help you out at all, MavMan?

    Hey,
    why you call yerself MavMan?
    'Cause you're a Maverick Schneaky Deaky jehovah Witness who KNOWS he ain't supposed to be here socializing and fraternizing with all usins' WatchtowerApostates(tm)?

    I see you keep your mailbox "private". I see now, why.
    Why can't all you jehovah Witnesses "quietly leave the neighborhoods and stop pestering people with Death Threats and instead just keep your Whacked-Out Kult to yerselves, in PRIVATE, behind the closed doors of the Kingdom Jails?"

    I believe this is a product of your demonic imagination.
    Well, being a jehovah Witness, I know you've "believed" things a LOT wilder than that... but is that anyway to address me and my sincere
    efforts at helping you guys "Advertise!Advertise!Advertise! The Kult and Its "Art"work"?

    The product (Watchtower "Art") I'm "packaging" and "hanging" in an
    online "Gallery" of sorts IS demonic... so, you got that part right.

    But it ain't my "imagination", hoss!

    Talk about Attacking the Messenger, when alls I'm doing is helping
    get the Message about Watchtower"Art", out to the Masses.

    Brother Maverick, I go to ALL THIS EFFORT to Upbuild you...
    now, the LEAST you could do is be Encouraged!

    Oh, Brother Mav, what do you think of the "Gallery" of WT"Art",
    in its entirety? Do you think I took any of it "out of context"?

    LOve, Tallyman

  • jolly_green_giant
    jolly_green_giant

    this has to be a joke

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    This is no joke - it is an actual WTS yearly calendar. There are a bunch of others as recent as the 50s.

    Just when you thought the WTS couldn't get any weirder...

    Thanks Tallyman and AlanF!

    "EXPOSE! EXPOSE! EXPOSE the "King" and his "kingdom"!

    - Nathan Natas, UADNA
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America)

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman
    There is the large Demon standing on the back of the beast. The demon looking pic's you see look like they are taken from the feet of that demon.

    D&C,

    we don't think the Maverick jehovah Witness Man is going to see
    it, unless the WATCHTOWER TELLS HIM the image is there.

    WTKultLeader: "Jump!"

    MavMan: "How high?"

    LOve, Tallyman

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman
    This is no joke - it is an actual WTS yearly calendar.

    You see NN, ALREADY they question its Authenticity...

    They just can't believe the "Kind" and "Loving" and "Gentle"
    jehovah Witnesses could be responsible for such Horror.

    And like you said, there's PLENTY more where that one came from
    and we plan on archiving everything we can get a hold of.

    LOve, Tallyman

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