PENELOPE CRUZ and JAVIER BARDEM will move to Brooklyn Heights!

by Nathan Natas 16 Replies latest social entertainment

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem were reported to be apartment-hunting on the Brooklyn Heights waterfront.

    The address is 360 Furman St. and is now known as "One Brooklyn Bridge Park," where they checked out a duplex town home with five bedrooms, five bathrooms and 20-foot ceilings. Priced at $4.9 million.

    Meals in the Bethel cafeteria are not included.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    If I didn't know better, I might think no one cared to know THE TRUTH about Penelope & Javier down by the schoolyard.

    Maybe Juanny El Bethelito will callin with some previously unheard allegations.

    Juanny, ju out dere, jefe?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Johnny the bethelite, who lives in a closet will be deliver lunch.

    S

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Whats he be doin in that closet all this time?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Hes hiding. He is a secret informant for rick fearon of six screens. 'Course, he COULD be a flamer, a gayblade, as it were. Some people think that he's a made up person.

    S

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    He claims to have a phone and computer in there, in that closet.

    S

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    He needs to get some sun on his pale skinny hide.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Delivering lunch to furman st would be just the thing. He's used to doing things on the sly.

    S

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    I'll bet P-lope and J-vier are good tppers. He might get a buck.

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    You guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.

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