DC invite

by turtleturtle 15 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  Think About It

  Why does the WTS even bother with these DC invite the public campaigns? The chances are most people off the street, if anyone did decide to go would think the unwatered down convention talks were absolutely crazy. Imagine them sitting there and hearing the usual DC spewed nonsense......going to college is the devil, taking a blood transfusion is the devil, getting a good job & buying a house is the devil, getting married & having a family is the devil, most music, movies & TV is the devil, Facebook is the devil, all the governments & all religion is the devil, except Jehovah's Witnesses and God is soon going to kill all the worldly bastards worldwide except Jehovah's Witnesses. Blah, blah, blah....blah, blah, blah, blah. Bat-shit crazy cult.

  X-JW's should have an initiation rite. When you wake up to TTATT and are ready for it.......2 X-JW's come to your door and when you answer, they smack the shit out of you and say, "what the hell were you thinking!" Then the 3 of you burn or throw away all WTS literature in the house while you celebrate waking up.
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  LostGeneration

  Why does the WTS even bother with these DC invite the public campaigns?

  Keep em busy technique...Rather than the drudgery of trying to sell magazines, they drop off the flyer with a smile. Easier on the JW, easier on the householder. Its almost becoming a joke, they do this for the Meh-morial, the DC, and I guess there is one of those Kingdom news thingies later this year. Next they will add the SAD and the CA.

  Also reduces the number of magazines needed in the field. At the rate they have been cutting production I'll bet magazines go completely to those "inside" within a decade and its only some sort of tract for the field, maybe mags once they start studying.

  Also makes the JW think they are "getting something done" by covering a lot of territory. Makes them feel important.

  Its all about keeping the JW docile and quiet all the while extracting free labor and money from them.
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  out4good3

  X-JW's should have an initiation rite. When you wake up to TTATT and are ready for it.......2 X-JW's come to your door and when you answer, they smack the shit out of you and say, "what the hell were you thinking!" Then the 3 of you burn or throw away all WTS literature in the house while you celebrate waking up.

  ROFLMAO.......

  When I woke up, I would've welcomed one of these visits.
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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  "Guy Pierce on the back cover. Yay!"

  Maybe they're hoping for a positive reaction from Grandpa Munster fans.

  
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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  Billy the X...I am still laughing. You are so funny!

  Just Lois
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  man in black

  wow, I'm getting farther and farther away from the jw mindset !

  Several times during the past few years I have been invited to Washington DC,,, my mind went to this scene first.