Why are there 8 Governing Body/FDS members?!

by DATA-DOG 16 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Together, en cathedra, sitting as the gb/fds, they are the OCTAL POPE.

    S

  • 2+2=5
    2+2=5

    Off topic slightly, who is the oldest member of the octal pope? From the picture it looks like maybe Guy Pierce.

    It will be interesting to see as they die off, if the replacements will all be in thier mid forties like M Sanderson, and how they manage to say that they are still part of the seemingly bottomless pit of the 144000.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Octal pope could be simplified into OCTOPOPE. It has one body, 8 tentacles.

    S

  • zed is dead
    zed is dead

    Probably 8 testicles too.

    zed

  • 2+2=5
    2+2=5
    Probably 8 testicles too.

    Probably. But we should not be dogmatic about these things.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    If they were ordinary men, the eight of them would be carring sixteen testicles, so, yeah eight testicles for Doctor OctoPope sounds 'bout right.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    LOL!! Octopope! I sent a pm to Simon. I wanted him to delete this post because it was so dumb. Now I am glad that it's here!

    " If they were ordinary men, the eight of them would be carring sixteen testicles, so, yeah eight testicles for Doctor OctoPope sounds 'bout right."

    I don't know about that, I can always spot a one-nutter!

    My wife was yelling at me about my attitude for the last year. She said I was driving her f'ing nuts.. I don't know what is going on anymore. I could have just went off and destroyed every belief that she has, but I didn't. I'm just a cruel apostate... Oh, well. This post made me laugh, and I needed that. Thanks everyone.

    peace,

    DD

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