What are the qualifications to be a baptizer at the assemblies?

by Iamallcool 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • Marvin Shilmer
    Marvin Shilmer

    -

    “What are the qualifications to be a baptizer at the assemblies?”

    These days?

    It’s a whole new ballgame!

    When you first see the process you’d swear there’s voodoo at work. An elder places a mirror very close to the victim and observes anxiously.

    Some say he’s checking for vampires. Other’s say he’s trying to scare demons away.

    He’s really only trying to confirm fogging of the mirror.

    Then you’re good to go.

    Marvin Shilmer

  • sir82
    sir82

    TS often seems to tip back a shot or 6 at night, and then gets melancholy - that is my best guess at explaining his prior post.

    Qualifications for a dipper?

    1) elder

    2) Be in good standing personally with the assembly / convention overseer

    I did it once, when I was still a full-on WTS believer. It was a nice change of pace - it was something different to do at an assembly.

  • Splash
    Splash

    I am an active baptizer.

    The premier quality is that you befriend the necessary people and get your name known.

    I've headed up a few circuit departments this way.

    Splash

  • free @ last
    free @ last

    Whatever happened to Theocratic Sedition? That last post of his sounded not too right. Outed? And DF'ed maybe?

  • problemaddict
    problemaddict

    Hey TS, let us know you are still around. Your contribution is valued here.

    LOL @ Marvin.

  • Splash
    Splash

    One thing not yet mentioned is that the baptizer must not have tatoos from their past life.

    Splash

  • HarryMac
    HarryMac

    An able bodied man who can glimpse the sun Seinfield style.

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit