Rusell At Giza,Egypt

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Maybe he's looking for Joseph Smith's famed 'Reformed Egyptian' scripts.

zed is dead

Looking for God in all the wrong places.

zed

trujw

Look I am shaking Jesus's hand but he is invisible.

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"Look I am shaking Jesus's hand but he is invisible." What is an invisible Jesus doing half way up an Egyption pyramid???

wha happened?

It's amazing what efforts these loons made to make a mark for themselves in society

AndDontCallMeShirley

Chuck Russell: "You see, if we calculate the number of inches from your foot to where I'm pointing, we can determine in what year Jesus will return (again)".

"Um, Chuck, are you using Egyptian inches or American inches?"

Chuck: "Damn! I never thought of that. Oh well, we'll make something up when we get back to Brooklyn."

"Maybe something like the distance from Scranton, Pa. to Brooklyn by way of the Hoboken Ferry?"

Chuck: "Sounds good. You get a promotion- you're no longer a domestic."

Actually i think Russel was actually on the right path. Judaism is a copy of egyptian religion. Russle was only going back to its roots. The fact that the religion is stupid and nonsense is another story.

The Egyptians worship the Sun, and the same is true of Judaism.

LoisLane looking for Superman

You Guys! You are so funny! You make me laugh! lol

Thanks for the chuckles!

Just Lois

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Im guessing theres been some work along the water front between Scranton and H. Was God using inches as a fraction of todays distance between those places or how it was 500 years ago ?