JW's are refrigerator magnets.......

by Lied2NoMore 32 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Lied2NoMore

  WT has deified the A/C outlet as "god"

  The cord carrying power from the outlet to the refrigerator is the "GB"

  The inner workings that make the freezer and cooler, well...."cold" are the legal dept, writing dept, and to save ink, the WT "bureaucracy" that stores and dispenses "food at the proper time"...

  And the body of the refridgerator which insulates and embodies all the contents of said refigerator is the "organization"...

  Loyal JW's simply need to "stick" themselves somewhere on the refrigerator, or "organization" wherever there is room, and salvation is assured.

  So its a large refrigerator, because some 7 million have affixed themselves to the "organization" or "cooler of salvation".......

  But as you look on the floor, SEVERAL have fallen off, and more have been PEELED off by WT DF / shunning policy.

  So watch your step, someone may get trampled!
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  james_woods

  The only fault that I can see with this logic is that refrigerator magnets do not fall off if you unplug the refrigerator.

  However, they will not attach themselves to stainless steel refrigerators.
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  Lied2NoMore

  but even if the WT "machine" was unplugged, many would still cling to an "imagined" organization and try to keep it going somehow.

  maybe it would be equated to filling a cooler to keep things preserved

  a persecuted JW still tries to keep the illusion going
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  GonzoX

  The GB is NOT the cord. They are the freezer. The GB is cold in their teachings and towards their victims.
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  glenster

  If the AC outlet is God, the GB is a refrigerator but the plug is bent and won't
  fit in the outlet. JWs are an ad agency for it that hasn't cleaned behind the
  refrigerator and noticed though some ate stuff from it and died at the hospital.
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  stealyourface

  The cord is the lawyers, the AC is the money. The GB, Service and Writing are up in the freezer and stay cool as long as the lawyers supply the juice; Jehovah is up there too, behind the box of Arm & Hammer. Jesus is in the vegetable compartment, under some brown, wilting lettuce.
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  stealyourface

  And the R&F are like magnets; cheap to acquire, expendable and do not affect the operation of the over all unit (Organization).
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  glenster

  If the AC outlet is money, the GB gets their current illicitly from someone
  else when they're not home. The food was put in it, and refrigerator magnets
  put on it, by the home owners and misused by the GB to feed followers who don't
  know where the GB got it. Clearly nobody is a refrigerator magnet. This is a
  misreading of "maggot" i.e. the followers are struck on eating the GB's food,
  which has maggots.
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  stealyourface

  Glenster, you've made me aerosolize my coffee. initiating monitor dehydration sequence in 3...2...1...
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  james_woods

  I think the refrigerator magnet may be one of the most important windows into the mind of the JW or ex-JW.

  Although my refrigerator is stainless steel (which is non-magnetic), it has black painted side panels of regular steel.

  I had a look at what kind of magnets we have collected over the years: especially, I like the sculpted ones -

  Skylines of both New York and San Francisco, a KittyKat dipping into the goldfish bowl, a drain doctor service truck, and a strange Black & Yellow Picasso Triggerfish.

  I agree with the premise of the post: JWs are indeed refrigerator magnets.

  This thread is profound.