Larsinger58:
Your statement makes no sense, since the fulfillment of the chronology is conditional. It is a test. It is either fulfilled per the interpretation or not.
No, Lars. You're just wrong.
ONLY 500 DAYS REMAINING until the 100th Anniversary of Jesus reign...
by Calebs Airplane 47 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Jeffro
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irondork
Wait. Wait! WAIT!
Does this mean that there will only be 900 years of actual paradise-ness now? Are they skimming this off the top of my bonus?
I'm starting to feel a little ripped off here.
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Jeffro
irondork:
Does this mean that there will only be 900 years of actual paradise-ness now? Are they skimming this off the top of my bonus?
Yes. And they're removing 10% of your panda as well.
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Heaven
there are 7 billion people on the Earth and only 2.5 billion of them are Christians
Shhhh ! Don't tell the Christians, especially Jehovah's Witnesses.
This kind of news does not go over well.
I had an hour and a half conversation last weekend with a couple of Christians. They were completely unaware of the relative smallness of the Christian faith. When I told them the above statistic, they were stunned. I got the deer in the headlights look.
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dogon
OMG another date. The dubbers knew it was the end of the world in 1874, they knew it was the end in 1914,1916,1925. I left this shit hole of a religion and they are all shit holes to one extent or another in 1995 when I saw they changed the meaning of Generation. I kept my old Truth book, that shows the bible and an arrow pointing from one side to the other saying within one generation, so I can always remember why I left that shit hole of a religion. They screw up peoples lives, and then pull the rug out because its based on lies that is based on a fantasy book. -
mP
When will JWs get tattoos about their dates on their foreheads, to show real commitment.
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Calebs Airplane
Only 1 week remaining...
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designs
Ready for Lift-Off
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sir82
Heh - I wonder good ol' Lars is going to do to mark the 20th anniversary of his anointing as Messiah? Maybe a Diana Ross tribute concert in front of the "holy dumpster"?
OMG another date. The dubbers knew it was the end of the world in 1874, they knew it was the end in 1914,1916,1925. I left this shit hole of a religion and they are all shit holes to one extent or another in 1995 when I saw they changed the meaning of Generation. I kept my old Truth book, that shows the bible and an arrow pointing from one side to the other saying within one generation, so I can always remember why I left that shit hole of a religion. They screw up peoples lives, and then pull the rug out because its based on lies that is based on a fantasy book.